R.E.M.

(Jealousy X Kush Mints)
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This strain is a shapeshifter. Sometimes minty n’ doughy, other times floral n’ sweet, it seamlessly switches back and forth between impressions of its two influential parents. Delivering a tour-de-force performance that somehow brings both sides back together.
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Forming like thick, Nosferatu fingers, the buds are long, dense, and elegant. At first, there’s a strong rubber smell that, as you dig in, gives way to Jealousy’s plastic, floral sweetness before taking on a citrus edge. Ground-up is one of the few times you can see the change happening as the often overpowering Jealousy taste lifts that minty, kush-y flavor above its shoulders like a crowd surfer.
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The dry inhale is 100% Kush mints. Gone is the sweetness, gassy plastic, and fresh flowers, replaced by the doughy effervescence and full-bodied smoke that Kush Mints fans all know and love. The more you smoke, the more it mimics that experience …until you start to feel the high.
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These effects shift around like the strain is performing a one-nug play. There’s a lot of the carefree, relaxed attitude of the mints, but with sudden pulses of a more body-and-head connected high, that’s more on the emotional side. Before you know it, the curtain is starting to fall, and you roll left to realize you’ve been sleeping on the couch for the last hour.